Nate ([info]evilnate) wrote,
@ 2006-03-12 11:50:00
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So, if you caould write a warning label for me, what would it say? I'd imagine something like this:

CAUTION
Contents extremely unstable. Proximity may cause intoxication. Prolonged exposure may cause gambling outbreaks. Avoid exposure to sunlight. Contains a substance known to the State of California to cause aggravation and/or annoyance. In the case of spills, please contact local authorities immediately. Not for sale to minors.

Feedback appreciated, feel free to steal this idea if you think it's funny.



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[info]genericpotato
2006-03-12 11:26 am UTC (link)
a nate warning label?

warning: may cause random outbursts of agression (usually toward him) or psychotic episodes.
may break out into humping of random objects or people.
if female, do not take with alcohol... or you should probably just run, bitch! run for your life!
keep out of reach of anyone who is offended easily.

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[info]luvdaredhed
2006-03-12 03:34 pm UTC (link)
don't forget

"easily annoyed by those with brains and deep thoughts at sparse times while choosing to enjoy life (mainly of the redheaded sorts...)"

you honestly did not expect to get away without me being some sort of ass/bitch that i am and opening my thoughts did u?

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